LARP NPC: No one touches Von Strauss ! No one ! Hsssss !
LARP Newbie: Yeah, that's real scary, coming from a guy who wears eye-makeup.

GM: The force of the blow knocks you across the hall.
Player 1: I get up and scramble away into a room to avoid the attacker.
GM: Ok, roll dex plus athletics.
Player 1: What? I'm just getting up!
GM: Roll it.
Player 1: *rolls* *botches* What the-!
GM: You suck.

GM: You walk into the hotel bar looking for your contact. There's a crowd of people at the entrance, and small groups of people throughout the tables and several waiting at the bar.
Player 1 (Male): Are there any hot girls at the bar?
GM: *sigh* Yes, there is a pretty blonde at sitting in the middle seat on the bar.
Player 2 (Also Male): Why does it matter?
Player 1: Becuase I want to hit on her. Ok, [player 2] you be the girl...

Player 1: Ok, so they're hiding in the supply cart, and you're Obfuscating your way in with us, right ?
Player 2: *strikes a pose* Nay. I haff my ovn vays of gettink in.
Player 1: Yeah, you can turn into a bat.
Player 2: Uh, well, yeah.