What ? Mummies ? Ha ! I shoot them with my rocket launcher, even though I don't know how to use it. What do you mean, the hallway is only ten feet long ? You never told me that ! What do you mean, "shockwave" ?

GM: That's a really dumb idea. Roll IQ so I can tell you exactly how dumb it is !
Player: *rolls* Success.
GM: IT'S REALLY DUMB !

Player 1: So, is there an Improved Climb power of some sort, or isn't there ?
GM: I'm looking, I'm sure I saw it... Hmm, what's this ? Telekinesis ?
Player 2: What's that ?
GM: *reads* Hmm, let's see, it costs 4 points/level, says here it lets you move objects with your mind (duh).
Player 1: Huh. So, I have the standard 100 points, so let's say I get level 15, what can I do with that ?
GM: *reads* Lift 250 lbs, move it at 500 mph.
Player 2: *stunned silence*
Player 1: Screw improved climbing, I'm getting that.

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